December 2009
1 post
A wee christmas comp to kick of the festivities
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November 2009
10 posts
“Best ned put down I’ve ever had “Aye get some shoes & then...”
Gentile Edinburgh Yoof
So, my wife & I were carrying some step ladders through Edinburgh close to midnight on Friday when I encountered some chip eating yoofs on a staircase, who politely moved out of our way doffing caps & curtseying.
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On passing by one cheeky scamp inquired “Hey you, Mr. with the ladder! Why are you carrying that ladder”, “That, my young greasy friend is none of your...
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Fragrant Guffery
Time for the perfume ads…sigh. That’s a sexy, lingering whispered sigh by the way. A sigh only a whisp of a human can make.
Why, WHY do ad companies think that whispering the name of their headache inducing fragrances make them all the more alluring? If spoken out loud do they lose all mystique?
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Perhaps, let’s examine:
(set in perfume store of choice, let’s say...
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For one month only...
So it’s that time of year again where the vast majority of us wonder hourly why the hell we still live in this god forsaken isle.
In a vain attempt to combat the bleak winter landscape of strewn umbrella corpses, festive punch ups, shrieking harpies & seasonal vultures. I have decided to build myself a little oasis of entertainment where I will, for one month only, post anything that...
“What cheese do you hide a horse with?….MASCARPONE!!!”
– Wisdom of Confucius (via demo)
